My Name is Not Earl
1. Having a FaceBook page means I am required to apologize to old friends on a weekly basis for what I did to them in the 90's. I know I was (icon) a complete asshole then (and possibly now), but I don't remember enough to get specific in my reparations. This is why I no longer drink or do drugs. The rest of you, carry on. The money I save on not beer goes to making a better wild frog feeder for the blind.


2. I'm not a huge history freak, but I just took a walk through a tiny pre-Civil War town in Virginia and viscerally felt guilt and death soaked into the walls and hills. How does this relate to the above? I have family from the era / area who almost certainly owned slaves, because we were here since the Mayflower.


How does the poser relate to the first paragraph? It's an all ages show, so any of the mistakes I made in the 90's could come to a Chapstik show for the first time in years with a Suicide Machine watching.

Too far away? Here:


Don't like my band:
CHROME Helios creed:
09/28/08 Pike Room, Pontiac MI