Leighton Rhymes with Satan ([info]leighton) wrote,
@ 2008-05-12 22:41:00
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Get Drafted
Yes, I still drive a big road tractor with a 53' trailer.
Not too much has changed in the years of politing these beasts. Michiganders still don't know how to merge, and Massachusetts drivers are the traffic-dwelling equivalent of child molesters...
But one thing has changed: Fuel has gotten a lot more expensive. Even Michigan grads have to ask Canadians for gas:


I do notice a lot more people trying to draft (draught?) behind my truck to "save gas". I can't see the tailgaters in my mirrors, but I know they are there (don't ask how). To get a good look and to make sure it's not a cop, I can swing the trailer. But usually other drivers let me know who's back there via the CB.

Recently, another truck driver noticed I was checking to see who was behind me at a VERY close distance, on I69. He said the same guy was on his ass for the last 20 miles. The car had switched to me for some reason. and I would "not be able to shake him". Within 10 seconds he was off my ass and I got a good look at his car (Civic Hybrid) as it dove into the next lane, trying to escape the puff of smoke coming from trailer tires. "Yeah, that did it!" the other driver yelled, obviously loving it. It was totally worth leaving a few inches of trailer rubber on the interstate to evacuate the bladder of a guy who was risking his life while tailgating me on the phone.

Had I laid on the brakes much longer, or blown a tire for another reason, or run over random road debris, the Civic and driver would have hybridized crudely and bloodily: Not worth the gas savings he could get by using cruise control in a smaller car. Say hello to Croatia's Chevy... and our domestic motoring future:




I'm a company driver, so I don't personally pay the $1000 it takes to fill my two tanks with diesel twice a week. My company is actually doing better in this climate (I move replacement parts for Fords and new parts for Toyotas and GM/ Toyota ventures - NUMMI's Vibe / Matrix). Ironically, the job pays a lot more than most, so soon I can finally afford the V8 swap into the Fiero that will probably halve its efficiency and triple its horsepower. The sooner we run out of oil, the sooner things will get better, and I'll be doing my part...as is Audi:



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[info]bastian
2008-05-13 03:12 am UTC (link)
I had a dude with a camper riding 10 feet off my bumper in Kentucky. I slowed down and slowed down, going all the way to 45 MPH and he still wouldn't go around me so I hopped over to the hammer lane and dropped it to 35.

It was about a minute and a half later that he finally decided that no, I wasn't going to let him draft anymore and he passed me.

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[info]leighton
2008-05-13 09:52 am UTC (link)
KY is bad. I get that a lot there too.

I did try the slow down trick with this Civic. It didn;t budge. Swinging into the shoulder to kick up some pebbles seemed too evil, though I would have tried it next had the smoke puff not worked.


Some people try to sit in the next lane and use the side draft
of trucks. This is almost worse, because it can be in the blind spots. But slowing down freaks them out more for some reason.

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[info]stormodacentury
2008-05-13 09:21 am UTC (link)
I always watch for shadows.


Several years ago, I drove dump trucks for a few months. One of the local gravel pits warned me that there was a suicidal old woman who lived near there and liked to try to get trucks to hit her. Apparently, she disconnected her brake lights and would get in front of trucks and spike her brakes (among other things). They were actually able to give me a really good description of her car (make, model, color & plate #), so I gave her a good couple hundred yards of space when she showed up in front of me.

I had another dude rear-end me at a stop light in Syracuse a couple of years ago, too. I put on my blinker to pull over, and he drove off in one seriously fucked up late-model Cadillac.

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[info]leighton
2008-05-13 09:55 am UTC (link)
How'd the DOT bar look after that?
I often wonder if I would even feel a car rear ending me, because 3000 pounds vs. 80,000. But with this KW, I feel everything. I do miss the Volvo's suspension, despite its numb feel.

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[info]stormodacentury
2008-05-13 06:28 pm UTC (link)
DOT bar had a couple of scratches that I couldn't swear weren't there before. I didn't really feel anything (it was pretty low speed) - if I hadn't had my window down & heard it, I never would've known.

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[info]melody_licious
2008-05-14 07:27 pm UTC (link)
I heard this somewhere, and I want to say it's from you...either way I know you'll know the answer: do truck drivers tell each other when a hot chick, or a woman with a low cut blouse or high cut skirt, is in a car up ahead?

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[info]leighton
2008-05-14 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, the CB is constantly buzzing for us to check out the "seat cushion" in the Ford.

Usually it's a skank (object and subject).

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[info]melody_licious
2008-05-14 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Yeah...I think that was happening when Dave and I were driving to Cleveland. The shirt I wasn't wearing wasn't revealing at eye level, but at 4 feet higher it probably was. That's hilarious and gross.

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